என் disclaimer !!

ஆளானப்பட்ட என் தலைவரே தன் பதிவுகளில் disclaimer போட ஆரம்பிச்சுட்டாரு. இதோ என் disclaimer Post

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• The fine print...
• This "fine print" part of my disclaimer is for the fun of it and should be taken too seriously. This website does not necessarily reflect the thoughts or opinions of either my ISP, my company, my friends, my wife, or my dog; but don't quote me on that; copyright and all rights reserved; you may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it (no matter how hard you try!);
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